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Health: 100
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Equipped Gun: none
Max Damage: 0
Gold per kill: 0
Gold lost per death: 0
Equip Sling Shot
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Equip Green Pistol
Equip Revolver
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MINE
Howdy partn'r! The names Pesky Pat! What can I do for ya today?
This here is a lonely town in the West, full of bandits. We really could use your help scarin' them off, cowboy. Whatya say?
Just north of here are some stables you can buy a horse at. Then use that horse to get out of this town and find a better life. Simple, really.
Oof! Sorry, partn'r, but you don't have a gun to fight with! Head over to River Rick's under the bridge and pick up one for cheap!
What is this place?
How do I leave?
I want to fight!
BUY HORSE --- 15000 gold
Lemme guess, you're here so you can kill bandits? Er, I mean, I'm River Rick. I sell quality guns at a low price. What can I getcha?
Oof! Sorry, cowboy, but you ain't got enough gold to buy that item! Go visit the mine to grab some quick gold.
Aaah great choice, come back again soon for your next gun purchase. Good luck, cowboy.
Buy Sling Shot -- 100 gold
Buy Nerf Gun --- 935 gold
Buy Green Pistol --- 2712 gold
Buy Revolver --- 6666 gold
SHOOT
Bandit Health: 100
Go to church and restart